Jokes and Riddles How do you make a poisonous snake cry? Answer: Take aways it rattle. Solution: Show Answer Take aways it rattle. Reveal Answer 1 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. What am I ? I am always in front of you but yet I am never here. What am I? Answer: The future Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Funny Riddles What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it? Answer: strawberry Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Medium Riddles A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say? Answer: When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves." Solution: Show Answer When they looked up the word “Panda” in the dictionary, it stated, “Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.” Reveal Answer 0 0 Tricky Riddles A pipe, a carrot, and a couple sticks are lying together in a field. Why? Answer: They're what is left of a melted snowman. Solution: Show Answer They’re what is left of a melted snowman. Reveal Answer 0 0 Kids Riddles I love to dance and twist and prance. I shake my tail, as away I sail. Wingless I fly into the sky. Answer: kite Solution: Reveal Answer 1 0 Previous Next Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name Email Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ