What bird is always out of breath?

Answer: A puffin.

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A puffin.

4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?

Answer: Zero, because rubber ducks aren’t alive and cannot drown

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There is one word in the English language which is universally considered a preventive of harm; change a certain letter in it, and you make it an act of cruelty. What are the words?

Answer: Prescription—proscription.

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Prescription—proscription.

A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?

Answer: He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

What is it that has a power socket on one end and a corkscrew on the other?

Answer: pig

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1 3 5 2 4 ? (It’s not 6)

Answer: R

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It is R in a car gearing system, where 1-5 are gears and R represents reverse.

its crazy right!!!