Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

He has a genie to thank for the fact that he married a princess.

Answer: Aladin

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I have seven letters and am something you eat. My only anagram can help your pain. If you remove my first 2 letters I wear things down. Removing my first 3 letters is an adjective and removing my first 4 letters leaves a measure of time. What am I?

Answer: sausage

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You bury me when I’m alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?

Answer: A plant.

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A plant.

Two hours ago it was as long after one o’clock in the afternoon as it was before one o’clock in the morning. What time is it now?

Answer: It would be 9:00 pm. There are 12 hours between 1:00 pm and 1:00 am and half of that is six hours. Half-way between would be 7 o'clock. Two hours later it would be 9:00 o'clock.

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It would be 9:00 pm. There are 12 hours between 1:00 pm and 1:00 am and half of that is six hours. Half-way between would be 7 o’clock. Two hours later it would be 9:00 o’clock.

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

Answer: one

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