Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

I only exist when you are here. Where you never were, I can never be. What am I?

Answer: Reflection

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You use a knife to slice my head but you weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

Answer: Onion

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Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.

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Because they have no-body to go with.

What has keys but no locks, Space but no room, You can enter but you can’t exit.

Answer: A keyboard

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What did the painter say to his Valentine?

Answer: “I love you with all my art!”

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“I love you with all my art!”