Why did the football team go to the bank?

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How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?

Has feathers but can’t fly. Rests on legs but can’t walk.

A man walks into a bathroom shoots himself in the head. Later he walks out unharmed. How did he survive?

I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I?

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Why did the football team go to the bank?

Answer: To get a quarter back!

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To get a quarter back!

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What’s a plumber’s favorite song?

Answer: "Singing in the Drain."

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“Singing in the Drain.”

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How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?

Answer: They plan-et

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Has feathers but can’t fly. Rests on legs but can’t walk.

Answer: mattress

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A man walks into a bathroom shoots himself in the head. Later he walks out unharmed. How did he survive?

Answer: He shot his reflection in the mirror.

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I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I?

Answer: Grape.

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Grape.

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