Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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A guy and his wife went to the store and left their three children at home. When they returned, all of his children where dead. The au pair said she was reading the newspaper. the maid said she was making the beds, and the butler said he was putting away the groceries. Who did it?

What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?

What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?

Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.

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In case he got a hole-in-one.

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A guy and his wife went to the store and left their three children at home. When they returned, all of his children where dead. The au pair said she was reading the newspaper. the maid said she was making the beds, and the butler said he was putting away the groceries. Who did it?

Answer: The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away.

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The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away.

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What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?

Answer: A kangaroo

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What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?

Answer: e-eight

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Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea!

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Because he always gets lost at sea!

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A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?

Answer: The woman is blind, and she is reading Braille.

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