What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?

Answer: It becomes a little boulder.

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It becomes a little boulder.

Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?

Answer: A crowbar.

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A crowbar.

A young man decides to buy a collector’s baseball card. He pays $60 for it. After a month, the value of the card has increased to $70 and he decides to sell it. But already a few days later he regrets his decision to sell the collector’s item, and he buys it again. Unfortunately he has to pay $80 to get it back, so he loses $10. After a year of owning the baseball card, he finally decides to sell it for $100. What is his overall profit?

Answer: $30.00. Overall profit, not net profit!

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$30.00. Overall profit, not net profit!

What can be grown without sun or soil and can either provide nourishment or deliver poison?

Answer: mushroom

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Disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike.

Answer: roach

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