What did one math book say to another?

Answer: I have so many problems.

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I have so many problems.

Patch upon patch, without any stitches, if you tell me this riddle, I’ll give you my breeches.

Answer: cabbage

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Many shapes, many sizes. Can’t be seen, only felt. I bring pain, I bring joy, I bring laughter, I bring happiness. I can tear the mightiest from their thrones, and those who have me are rich. What am I?

Answer: love

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

Why did the robber take a bath?

Answer: He wanted to make a clean get away!

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He wanted to make a clean get away!

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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Meat.