I eat paper, I spit it out, I need ink, but still spit it out. What am I?

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Why was the math teacher late to work?

What’s a physicist’s favorite snack?

What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

I can be quick and then I’m deadly, I am a rock, shell and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I’d make people dream, I gather in my millions By ocean, sea and stream.

What is the difference between love and marriage?

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I eat paper, I spit it out, I need ink, but still spit it out. What am I?

Answer: A printer.

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A printer.

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Why was the math teacher late to work?

Answer: She took the rhombus.

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What’s a physicist’s favorite snack?

Answer: A "GRAM"-cracker.

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A “GRAM”-cracker.

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What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Answer: Unstable.

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I can be quick and then I’m deadly, I am a rock, shell and bone medley. If I was made into a man, I’d make people dream, I gather in my millions By ocean, sea and stream.

Answer: sand

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What is the difference between love and marriage?

Answer: Love is a sweet dream, marriage is the alarm clock

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