What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?

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I dig out tiny caves and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?

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What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?

Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.

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Nothing. They just cracked up.

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What do you call a sleeping cow?

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What did the big candle say to the little candle?

Answer: I'm going out tonight!

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I dig out tiny caves and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?

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I am a Dentist.

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Answer: schmooze

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What is better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?

Answer: nothing

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