Why can't you say a joke on ice?

Why can’t you say a joke on ice?

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Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.

Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

Stolen from a cow, I’m placed in a vat. My flavor gets stronger the longer I’ve sat. What am I?

Something you carry while singing.

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Why can’t you say a joke on ice?

Answer: Because it'll crack up!

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Because it’ll crack up!

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Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.

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Because he had the drumsticks.

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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.

Answer: hiccup

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Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

Answer: fish

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Stolen from a cow, I’m placed in a vat. My flavor gets stronger the longer I’ve sat. What am I?

Answer: cheese

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Something you carry while singing.

Answer: tune

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Why can’t you say a joke on ice?

Answer: Because it'll crack up!

Solution: Show Answer Because it’ll crack up!

Show Answer

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Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.

Solution: Show Answer Because he had the drumsticks.

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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.

Answer: hiccup

Solution:

Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

Answer: fish

Solution:

Stolen from a cow, I’m placed in a vat. My flavor gets stronger the longer I’ve sat. What am I?

Answer: cheese

Solution:

Something you carry while singing.

Answer: tune

Solution:

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Because it’ll crack up!

Solution:

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Because he had the drumsticks.