Why was the geologist’s wife unhappy?

Answer: She felt like he took her for granite.

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She felt like he took her for granite.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

Answer: Priest

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What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing. While inspecting his last-known location, officers find a note: 710 57735 34 5508 51 7718. Currently, there are 3 suspects: Bill, John, and Todd. Can you break the detective’s code and find the criminal’s name?

Answer: Bill is the suspect if you read upside down the numbers it says: "Bill is boss. He sells oil."

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Bill is the suspect if you read upside down the numbers it says: “Bill is boss. He sells oil.”

What is the best thing to put into pies?

Answer: Your teeth

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I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his cane, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it

Answer: Andrew

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Correct Answer : Andrew

What how is that??? you’re thinking right!

When you read “and drew his cane” or “and drew his name” it sounds like his name Andrew.