Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

Answer: A parachute (that didn't open)

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A parachute (that didn’t open)

I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?

Answer: Smoke

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Answer: Because it was two-tired!

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Because it was two-tired!

Take two numbers, such that the square of the first, plus the square of the second, shall equal 8; while the first, plus the product of the first and second, shall equal 6. What are the two numbers?

Answer: 2 and 2.

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2 and 2.

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

Answer: Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

I stand up tall and made of steel, with baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colours red white and blue, but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see, though to some I am a monstrosity! What am I?

Answer: Eiffel Tower

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