Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn’t pay for the food. Who did?

Answer: Their friend Wednesday.

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Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?

Answer: Neither did he!

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Neither did he!

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Answer: Because they always drop their needles.

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Because they always drop their needles.

From house to house I go, sometimes narrow, sometimes wide. And whether there’s rain or snow I always stay outside. What am I?

Answer: path

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I’m done to the chief, And to the king too; A liquid formed to stone, I can hit and hurt you. What am I?

Answer: Hail

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Hail

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer: A Penny.

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