I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

Answer: Soap

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Sitting down you have it, Standing up you don’t.

Answer: lap

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A store has on sale a computer and word processor small enough to fit in your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap?

Answer: The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser!

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The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser!

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky. What am I?

Answer: kite

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A small hill with seven holes.

Answer: head

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A rooster laid an egg on top of a barn, which way did it fall?

Answer: Roosters don’t lay eggs.

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