I’m really blue, but when you see me I’m red. You don’t see me too often. I’m there for you if you’re hurt, but I’m good for you. What am I?

Answer: Blood

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Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?

Answer: Messy James.

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Messy James.

What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?

Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat.

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The web is the trick and you are the treat.

Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?

Answer: A pool table.

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If two hours ago, it was as long after one o’clock in the afternoon as it was before one o’clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Answer: nine

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