Two is one, four is two, and six is three. Don’t you see? What am I?

Answer: half

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?

Answer: To get to the bottom.

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To get to the bottom.

When does an Irish potato change its nationality?

Answer: When it becomes French fries

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs who were all brothers. They were all born two years apart. The youngest dwarf is seven years old. How old is his oldest brother?

Answer: The oldest brother is 19 years

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I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?

Answer: Bell

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