I get hammered, I get axed, I get trapped, poisoned and even blasted but there is never any blood that you see in the scene. I am one cool cat, and seemingly invincible. Who am I?

Answer: Tom (Tom & Jerry)

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Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, “Why are you smiling?” How did he know that his companion was smiling?

Answer: Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.

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Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Answer: Eclipse it.

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Why did the ghost cry?

Answer: He had a booboo.

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He had a booboo.

This food, made from pork, is often eaten alongside eggs and bacon

Answer: sausage

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I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?

Answer: egg

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The answer to I have no bones and no legs riddle is “Egg.”