I married your sister, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I marry more people all the time, yet I have not gotten a divorce and I am still single. Who am I?

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?

What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?

A forest exists somewhere on Earth. This forest has no life except for trees. After a storm, a tree was hit by lightning and falls. What sound would it make?

What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

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I married your sister, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I marry more people all the time, yet I have not gotten a divorce and I am still single. Who am I?

Answer: A priest

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer: To prove he was not a chicken

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I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?

Answer: A clock.

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A clock.

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What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?

Answer: One night stand

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A forest exists somewhere on Earth. This forest has no life except for trees. After a storm, a tree was hit by lightning and falls. What sound would it make?

Answer: None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.

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None. Sound does not exist if it is unheard.

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What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

Answer: An umbrella.

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An umbrella.

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