I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

Answer: Your shoes.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.

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An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants.

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, “Sir, don’t get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!” The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

Answer: He was fired for sleeping on the job!

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He was fired for sleeping on the job!

A serpent swam in a silver urn, A golden bird did in its mouth abide, The serpent drank the water, this in turn, Killed the serpent. Then the gold bird died.

Answer: oil lamp

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You can’t see me, but I can see you; To be more specific, I see through. What am I?

Answer: An X-Ray.

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An X-Ray.

If you can buy 1 for $1, 14 for $2, and 145 for $3, what are you buying?

Answer: House numbers

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House numbers