Funny Riddles Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet? Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea! Solution: Show Answer Because he always gets lost at sea! Reveal Answer 0 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. Jokes and Riddles What do you call a tree that has been TP’ed? Answer: A toiletry. Solution: Show Answer A toiletry. Reveal Answer 0 0 Short Riddles Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did? Answer: Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!! Solution: Show Answer Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say “on” before the day!!! Reveal Answer 0 0 Easy Riddles Major or minor I can be, when you touch me make sure you that you’re on the right key. Answer: Piano Solution: Reveal Answer 1 0 Difficult Riddles I’m one of five, I’m not alive. The one who sent me forth became king, The one who received me died. What am I? Answer: A Stone from the popular Biblical story, David had five stones. He used one of the stones to kill Goliath. Solution: Show Answer A Stone from the popular Biblical story, David had five stones. He used one of the stones to kill Goliath. Reveal Answer 0 0 Funny Riddles How did the farmer fix his jeans? Answer: With a cabbage patch! Solution: Show Answer With a cabbage patch! Reveal Answer 2 0 Previous Next