Funny Riddles How do you clean a dirty tuba? Answer: With a tuba toothpaste! Solution: Show Answer With a tuba toothpaste! Reveal Answer 1 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. Medium Riddles I have a short, wide body. It is cold and shiny. My insides are hot as flame. I have two mouths. My tail is long and forked. What am I? Answer: A Toaster. Solution: Show Answer A Toaster. Reveal Answer 0 0 Medium Riddles A guy and his wife went to the store and left their three children at home. When they returned, all of his children where dead. The au pair said she was reading the newspaper. the maid said she was making the beds, and the butler said he was putting away the groceries. Who did it? Answer: The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away. Solution: Show Answer The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away. Reveal Answer 1 0 What am I ? I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? Answer: Fire Solution: Reveal Answer 1 0 Classic Riddles Why is a dandy like a haunch of venison? Answer: He is a bit of a buck. Solution: Show Answer He is a bit of a buck. Reveal Answer 0 0 Jokes and Riddles Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken? Answer: It used fowl language Solution: Show Answer It used fowl language Reveal Answer 0 0 Previous Next Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name Email Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ