What can go up and come down without moving?

Answer: The temperature.

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The temperature.

Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?

Answer: Because it said "concentrate."

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Because it said “concentrate.”

A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *. What is the missing word?

Answer: Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".

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Asterisk = “Ass to Risk”.

My scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However, I may be heavy or light. What am I?

Answer: Music scales.

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Music scales.

Find the missing number in the box

Answer: 3.5+4.5=8 ; 9.5-3.5=6

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One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, “Sir, don’t get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!” The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

Answer: He was fired for sleeping on the job!

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He was fired for sleeping on the job!