If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?

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Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn’t figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How’d he do it?

What has four eyes and runs south?

A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?

How many seconds are there in one year?

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

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If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?

Answer: Burple

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Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn’t figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How’d he do it?

Answer: He stood on a block of ice until it melted.

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He stood on a block of ice until it melted.

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What has four eyes and runs south?

Answer: The Mississippi River.

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The Mississippi River.

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A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?

Answer: Dozens!

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Dozens!

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How many seconds are there in one year?

Answer: A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer: He can't find it

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He can’t find it

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