Jokes and Riddles What hired killer never goes to jail? Answer: An exterminator. Solution: Show Answer An exterminator. Reveal Answer 0 1 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. Tricky Riddles A store has on sale a computer and word processor small enough to fit in your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap? Answer: The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser! Solution: Show Answer The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser! Reveal Answer 0 0 Jokes and Riddles What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine’s day? Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!! Solution: Show Answer Do you lava me like I lava you!! Reveal Answer 0 0 What am I ? You can slice and dice me, peel and chop me, cut me, cook me and I might make you cry. What am I? Answer: An onion Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Tricky Riddles A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream – “No John, not the gun!” He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn’t witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? Answer: The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that "John" was the milkman. Solution: Show Answer The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that “John” was the milkman. Reveal Answer 3 0 What am I ? You bury me when I’m alive and dig me up when I’m dead. What am I? Answer: A plant. Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Previous Next