You may have many of me but never enough. After the last one arrives you will have no more. What am I?

Answer: birthday

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

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I have four of these, With matching extremities. They can do many things, And hardly ever bring me pain. Unless I stick them with a pin, Or burn them sometimes when… What is it that I can wiggle at will? And use in other means still?

Answer: Fingers.

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Fingers.

What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?

Answer: choice

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What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?

Answer: Quacker oats

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