If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me nothing will matter. What am I?

Answer: Your heart.

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Your heart.

What does a lawyer wear to court?

Answer: A Lawsuit.

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A Lawsuit.

Why do witches buy magazines?

Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.

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They like to read the horrorscopes.

What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

Answer: A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

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A broken drum.  You just can’t beat it!

Find the missing number in the box

Answer: 3.5+4.5=8 ; 9.5-3.5=6

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What 7 letter word is spelled the same way backwards and forwards?

Answer: Racecar.

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Racecar.